Funny!

Well, these stories aren't exactly "funny" but you had to be there...

STORY 1 ::

I was on my computer, just sitting, drinking seltzer, when all of a sudden I heard a bump. I said, "Oh, just the wind... or my hardrive." For the next five minutes, I heard it 4 times. I started getting nervous, so I tried to ignore it. Soon after, I see this big black thing that meowed and scared the crud outta me! It was my cat...

STORY 2 ::

Okay, this is pretty sad, but me and my friend made a "How To" video called "How to Be a Rock"... Yeah, I know. It's hilarious though!

STORY 3 ::

When I went to Cirque Du Soliel to see "Wintuk", a lady was getting mean to my cousin, Juliana. She was a little heavy too... So, as she was getting out in the middle of the show to get a refreshment, she tried to squeze through the little path. "Excuse me", she started with attitude, "I'm trying to get through!" "Well, I'm watching a show!" Juliana whisper-screamed. "Aren't you kids supposed to be in school?!" "No", Juliana answered, "We're off." The lady "hmphed" and walked away. Juliana had to switch spots with my aunt. Every time the lady would stare at Juliana, she'd wave and say, "What's up?" It was actually really funny.