Funny!

Well, these stories aren't exactly "funny" but you had to be there...

STORY 1 ::

I was on my computer, just sitting, drinking seltzer, when all of a sudden I heard a bump. I said, "Oh, just the wind... or my hardrive." For the next five minutes, I heard it 4 times. I started getting nervous, so I tried to ignore it. Soon after, I see this big black thing that meowed and scared the crud outta me! It was my cat...

STORY 2 ::

Okay, this is pretty sad, but me and my friend made a "How To" video called "How to Be a Rock"... Yeah, I know. It's hilarious though!

STORY 3 ::

When I went to Cirque Du Soliel to see "Wintuk", a lady was getting mean to my cousin, Juliana. She was a little heavy too... So, as she was getting out in the middle of the show to get a refreshment, she tried to squeze through the little path. "Excuse me", she started with attitude, "I'm trying to get through!" "Well, I'm watching a show!" Juliana whisper-screamed. "Aren't you kids supposed to be in school?!" "No", Juliana answered, "We're off." The lady "hmphed" and walked away. Juliana had to switch spots with my aunt. Every time the lady would stare at Juliana, she'd wave and say, "What's up?" It was actually really funny.

Poem >>National Poem Month<<

Imagine...
If there was no war.
Imagine...
If people weren't poor.
Imagine...
All the animals were saved.
Imagine...
The rode to destiny would be paved.
Keep dreaming, never stop
You'll soon be there
That little town you call home
Will reach the top
Where peace is welcome...

Poem >><< National Poem Month

Let Loose, Be Free
You're No Longer On Strings
Time To Follow Your Destiny
Time To Do Your Own Thing

Don't Be Afriad
Fear Brings You to the Beginning
It's Your Life
And Faith is Winning

Wish You Luck
You Know You Have The Knowledge
Be Yourself...
'Cause You're in College...

...

[ Will Be Continued In a Moment... ]

My little humorous poem for college students!

Sims 2 EXTRA!

I'm currently writing and story for the Sims 2! Read the first chapters that are out now! Click the links below ::

Prologue ::
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=254481&asset_type=story&user_id=5881445

Chapter 1 ::
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=257106&asset_type=story&user_id=5881445

Chapter 2 ::
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=262902&asset_type=story&user_id=5881445

I'm working on the 3rd Ch. Stay tuned!